“The Rio Grande is the only river I ever saw that needed irrigation.” (Will Rogers)
“Out West, God made plenty of whiskey to drink, but only enough water to fight over” (Wrongly attributed to Mark Twain)
“The Rio Grande is the only river I ever saw that needed irrigation.” (Will Rogers)
“Out West, God made plenty of whiskey to drink, but only enough water to fight over” (Wrongly attributed to Mark Twain)